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  • gc_bucs
    04-01 03:28 PM
    Sent the fax. Thanks for putting it together





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  • bujjigadu123
    02-22 03:49 PM
    if your case is straight forward...... you have nothing to worry about........

    Hi
    Could you please tell me what I should be ready with to confirm my case is straight forward.

    I am ready with LCA, H1 visa stamped passort ( for me and for my family), Pay stubs, client appreciation letters, h1 approval notice, past experience letters, offer letter.
    Please let me know what else I should be ready with?





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  • walking_dude
    10-11 04:51 PM
    I don't know why some people have issues with everything?!

    If all those demands, that you blame, are passed - PD will move by at least a couple of years. Many, if not all, will be able to apply and get GCs faster too (as GCs are given by PD). That will definitely help the oldtimers.

    I support your cause. It should be possible to apply 485 even if dates are not current. However, it's never achieved by creating acrimony in the EB Immigrant community - H1 vs EAD, H1 vs F1, Oldtimer vs NewComer etc.


    There used to be a time when the ability to apply for I485 even during retrogression. was of the highest priority for IV. Now majority of the IV members (hopefully) belong to post I485 filing group. Now the amount of green cards for employment category, exemptions from quota for family members, US degree holders etc, and country quota may be the higher priority issues if one goes by the numbers.





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  • vrbest
    11-21 08:16 AM
    I am a consultant on H1B with EAD now. In my office (a major bank in US) I am 200% safe than the employees there.. they live like what you said (thinking when their job is at risk) and I am there in the job for last 3 years with a bright future.. I never blame the situatiuon I am in..

    My view is " I have not born to live in A country or work for A company" I will always find my way out..

    We bought a house recently and I know how many of my friends look at us and sigh a breath as they cannot do what they want for the fear of GC..

    We are one happy family with our kids running around the house like they do in India...

    just my thoughts.. not to meant to hurt anyone..

    I am also waiting for a GC to buy a house ... can't buy on a H1 visa with a project that keeps on getting extended every 3-6 months. You need stability for at least a few years to put in a committment for a mortgage that you are going to pay for 30 years.



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  • sanbaj
    07-23 10:09 AM
    Congratulations!! Enjoy ur GC!!

    Did you do anything to expedite interfiling to use new I-140 for your pending I-485?
    THANKS Indyanguy and Pscdk !!
    For expediting Interfiling, nothing in specific. I called USCIS 3-4 times and did one infopass visit. Everytime, the answer was same, "No Information". Few times it was difficult to explain to them what interfiling is. Then, I learnt to say "PD Amendment" (My lawyer used that term) with the two separate approved I140s. I called USCIS last Friday (Jul/18/2008), and they told me to wait 4-5 MONTHS. You can see how much off they are and IIO and IO work for the same USCIS. It is Ludicrous.

    Best of Luck to you guys. Hope your GC is approved soon.





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  • ArkBird
    05-01 05:36 AM
    India was demanding latest fighter jets (F-22) but US can offer only old version F-16,F-18 to India. Basic reason for US denial to latest technology because of India -US relation and their status .US only offers new technology to its close allys. I think it was prudent move from India�s part to get latest and greatest technology. To get these new technologies US congress needs to pass law and define India as close ally.


    F-22 is newer version of F-18/F-16??

    F-22 is Air superiority Aircraft and India is seeking Multi-Role Combat Fighter!

    Whatever you are smoking dude seems real good stuff! Pass that sh1t over here!!



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  • Harivinder
    05-16 11:33 AM
    I don't understand. The post above does not even include the bill for US masters STEM

    I am kind of disappointed with the response to the idea of calling our respective University presidents knowing that there voice will be heard. All we need to do is convince the university presidents to speak for us?





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  • qplearn
    12-12 01:02 PM
    im waiting for the groans and moans
    aren't you one of those who should be groaning too? Or are you one of those who already have the GC and don't need to groan?

    There is nothing to be shocked at if a large number of people groan at this. Can't believe your insensitivity. :(



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  • TwinkleM
    02-17 10:19 PM
    Still your I 140 info does not show up. Also, my pd is of april 2006. But I -140 not approved yet, pending since june 2006. Ur new update is only giving me a good hope.





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  • kondur_007
    06-10 04:17 PM
    I 100% agree with you about visa capture...there is no way any of us will get GC without "spill over" from ROW category and that will happen if visa capture happens...

    Without the spill over from ROW it will be 20+ yrs (many people have posted the calculations...).

    However, The one thing that just does not make any sense (It is also there in Mr. Oppenheim's statement):

    They have 120k preadjudicated applications and if they have quota of 140k next fiscal year, are they goint to give GC to those 120k.....??????

    Not really, because many of those 120k include people with highly retrogressed PD.

    For example: if EB2 ROW is "current" in Jan 2010, and say someone from EB2ROW files 485 (his PD may be in mid 2008), they will have to give him GC first eventhough they may have a "preadjudicated" EB2 India case with PD of 2005. (if it is not current then).

    Additionally, they can "spill over" only in the last quarter...

    So all in all, I do not see much of GC approval till the last quarter of next fiscal year; those 120k preadjudicated cases will sit in show case....

    I used to like Ron Gotchers ideas and used to visit his site/blog; but after initial few months, I realized that he does not know any more than any of us...he just throws in ideas; some of which are completely base less....I feel bad about those people who believed his ideas and opted for CP while USCIS has already preadjudicated large number of applications....(he predicted at that time that July fiasco will happen every year, so do CP)

    And yes. CIR....NO BODY knows the final form in which it will pass and what impact would it have on legal EB immigration....no way to tell. I have no basis to say this but this is just my personal opinion: For all of us on this forum going through immigration process; our best bet is to get something before CIR actually passes and comes in to the play....I do not have good feeling about CIR.



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  • gcisadawg
    03-26 02:59 PM
    many other states including mine has this requirement after 9/11. They require latest(within 1 month) employer letter saying what my name and address is and I work for them.

    I have used it atleast 3 times before.......

    When I went for renewal in MD, I was asked "Do you have $30?"....That plus about-to-be expired DL got me a new license valid for five years.





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  • sanbaj
    07-31 05:30 PM
    Hi sanbaj should the 485 RD become current or the PD should be current is enough to open the case ?
    There is no definite answer to this question. USCIS is erratic on that. In my opinion, one's case is opened and process starts as soon as the case is Receipt Noticed. In my case, my PD was current since April, but RD was not. As soon as they reached my RD my app was approved. I think that is the general trend. But, they are not consistent on it. Therefore, no definite answer.



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  • GCard_Dream
    12-13 04:31 PM
    Their way of getting here may be illegal but when the amnesty is passed every so many years and they are allowed to just adjust their status with no questions asked, they are getting their GC as legally as it can get. They also get their GC only after it's legal to do so. They don't go and print one. They get it legally.

    Again, it's the system/law that let's them do that. It's perfectly legal but they are cutting in line and that's where the problem is.

    we complain about illegals because their very presence here without papers is ILLEGAL. what part of ILLEGAL do you not understand?

    as far as I can tell, gmatch is not doing anything ILLEGAL. as for the practice being FAIR or NOT, that is a separate discussion.





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  • shamu
    01-12 04:25 PM
    In Dallas (Las Collinas), if you dont have medical insurance, you can have an arrangement with the Doctor and Hospital.

    Like one of my friend paid 3K for everything for Delivery + 5K I think for the hospitals. Ofcourse this is based on the delivery is not complicated / C-section couple of years ago.

    Hope this helps.

    To every one, thanks to one and all.

    Here are my results, that I came out after one day research

    ************ Los Colinos Medical Center (Dallas Texas)
    ***********Regular*************C section
    Dr *********4000***************4500
    Hospital******3850***************5800
    Anesthesio ***0000***************1000 (approx)
    Total Exp ****7850***************11300


    ************Richardson Medical Center (Dallas Texas - Richardson)
    ************ Regular***************C section
    Dr Fees ******2800***************3500
    Hospital******4400***************6400
    Anesthesio****0000***************1000 (approx)
    Total ********7200***************10900

    Total expenses if you pay by cash and this has to be paid before hand.

    There was one more option i.e parkland systems in dallas area. But for that you to personally go to them and they asses your pay for the family and only then they will let you know the cost. I beleive it would be around the same or may be around 8000 dollars.

    Thanks to one and all.



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  • texanguy
    06-17 11:07 AM
    This is by far the best action item i have seen so far (because it feels like it can be done by administrative change). I Support it 100% .

    A REQUEST TO IV CORE:
    Please start a letter campaign: I have been long trying to figure out who exactly is the decision maker for this policy. It would be a great help if we all know where to send the letters and who should we address to...





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  • gbarquero
    09-21 05:35 PM
    Good to have you, thank you for your support.



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  • desi3933
    02-03 04:59 PM
    Almost all holders of the CA have a 3 year BCom. We have had, as far as we know, 100% approvals showing the CA = US Masters with the proper documentation and a professor's expert opinion letter. Also with AMIETE.

    Sheila -

    Please refer to this pdf from CA web site
    www.icai.org/resource_file/42prof.df.pdf

    CA as well as ICWA are post high school (10+2) programs. Therefore they can not deemed as Master Degree level courses. In fact, I did my ICWA along with my graduation from IIT. Just because most people do it after BCom does not make it Masters level program.

    In the case when/if USCIS determines CA India not to be of Masters level program, it can affect even the approved I-140 petitions.


    __________________
    Not a legal advice.
    US Citizen of Indian Origin





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    04-16 08:39 AM
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  • Ramba
    08-08 12:22 PM
    Guys,

    I am also in somewhat same situation. So thought of sharing it in this thread.
    I am also single and filed 485 in July 485. My PD is Dec 2006 under eb2. At present the EB2 dates are June 2006. I am carefuly waching the dates every month to pull back my application if my Eb2 dates becomes current to my PD date.

    But this question often hunts me...

    1. If USCICS apprvoes my 485 by mistake while my PD date is not current, can I let them know about it and get the 485 approval cancelled or is it irreversibale...??

    2. HOw long does it take to notify USICS to withdraw my 485...??

    Thanks in advance..

    0.0001% chance that your 485 will be approved when your PD is not current.
    Dont withdraw the 485, if you already found your spouse. Watch for visa bulliton and search the parter quickly. You will have 15 days time between visa bulliton publising date and the date on which PD is current. Within that 15 days you can get marry, and apply "follow to join" petition for your spouse.





    jsb
    12-30 02:07 PM
    I think the DHS-7001 form needs to be signed by the HR of your company.So I guess your company/lawyer will need to be involved.

    No, that is not true. It has nothing to do with lawyers or the HR people. I-485 is YOUR filing (not of your employer's HR). By sending this you merely want to draw attention about something which you believe or hope should happen, and unless immediate attention is drawn you might suffer a loss (in this case, visas may be used up by others simply because someone did not care about your case, or just took the case to process and then went on long holiday etc. Such thing can happen and do happen particularly when paper files have to be worked with). Best...





    needhelp!
    11-30 10:09 AM
    Thanks for this update. Seems like good news is finally trickling in. Thanks to the IV team.

    Those who are yet to participate, join in! We can make it happen together.