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  • GCBy3000
    07-28 09:00 AM
    What is received date? What is delivered date? How come there are 6 days gap between those days? Even if you assume that the receiving guy took 6 days to lift his hand and receive, how come the received date is before the delivery date? So he received it even before it was delivered to him.

    Boss,
    He/she explained the actual thing later on at Murthy forum ....

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    nisars
    Member posted July 27, 2007 09:50 AM
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    here are the answers...

    Here are the answers...

    When did you receive the receipt notice?
    Yesterday from my Lawyer.

    Did your checks get cleared?
    I believe YES, required checks were issue from the law firm's account, No personal.

    What was your receipt date on the notice?
    Receipt Date is July 09th (I confirmed Online).

    Thanks,
    NisarS
    ######





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  • dartkid31
    05-25 12:06 PM
    Canada has the stupidest immigration policy from the standpoint of policy maker if you ask me.

    Dont get me wrong. It works great for us. For the immigrant. You get greencard on an independent petition(self-petition) and adjudicated based on points. And there is no numerical cap.

    Guess what? It works great for everyone in the world, everyone has flocked there and caused and over supply of labor and 9% or higher unemployment. The way they count unemployment is also very Enron-like. They dont count people receiving unemployment benefits as unemployed. And then Jim Volpe will post on website "Canada has unemployment rate of 5-6%".

    Anyways, if you want to immigrate to a country, you want to go where there is low unemployment. That is the biggest criteria for choice. USA's system HAS HUGE FLAWS. The employer petition-system creates a breeding ground for exploitation and the numerical cap is too low that results in delays that are unbearable. And yes, the DOL has come really close to making people commit suicide because of labor backlogs. But then, only the employer petition system can actually give greencards to THOSE WHO CAN SURVIVE and get jobs in the economy and not give greencards just because they scored points.

    I know I will receive a lot of flak as I have before, and I wish there was points based system here in USA too with self-petition option like Canada, but trust me, if that happens, then this country will be full of people with greatest points,(obtained thru fake degrees and Ph.Ds from the whole world) and really really make the nightmares of NumbersUSA and FAIR become true, and it wont be worth living.

    US systems needs major rework and increase in quota and increase in efficiency at USCIS and DOL. But getting rid of employer petition is going to make USA like Canada where Ph.Ds and doctors drive cabs and work in restaurants, but every one of those doctors and engineers would have greencard in 1 year.


    There is a simple solution to the labor over-supply problem you mentioned above. How about making it a requirement to have a job or job offer in your field before you are allowed to apply. That way, the over-supply problem is solved, and the exploitation factor removed as well. And to weed out the fake graduate degrees, they could require that the degree come from a US school. I think most lawmakers would agree with me, and thats why they have written similar language into the underlying bill, although only for STEM's. Your main arguement (over-supply) would be irrelevant if those conditions were applied.





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  • sayantan76
    05-10 12:33 PM
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    There is something seriously wrong here.....one gets red dots for even simply truthfully recording answers to some questions asked by administrator......or are the red dots simply to protest/ express displeasure with the fact that my GC process was not as difficult as some other people.......its like "misery likes company" - i am miserable bcos i dont have a GC and hence am pissed off at this guy who despite not being crazy about GC got his in 7 months.........so i will give him red dots..............

    Guys - get over it.........look at the general tone of posts from all on this particular thread - GC did not make any "big" change to most folks.......

    For the more rational beings - i genuinely hope that you get your gcs within reasonable wait times and the waiting time does not take away from the personal and professional successes you deserve!





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  • cbpds
    01-28 05:38 PM
    ICE: "Sham" University, Cover For Illegals - FoxNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/01/28/ice-sham-university-cover-illegals/?test=latestnews)


    Why is everyone blaming just the Chinese University for trying to circumvent the immigration system? It says 95% of the students were from Andhra Pradesh. These are the people who are causing delays in reforms and we pay the price by being stuck in the hole. The founders and all these students should be deported and banned from entering the US for life.



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  • aray
    04-02 12:41 PM
    Sent Fax # 10 & 11.





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  • bigboy007
    08-15 08:59 AM
    Yes might be but Labor cert is not being part of list of docx that need to be attached even if ur 140 is pending as if you would have included I-140 receipt notice but in your case it seems better u do it rather feel sorry . But refiling in many normal cases wont help much unless if there is an issue in it.

    I would not re-submit only for EVL, but it is important you review your entire AOS application set that went out to USCIS.

    I reviewed the photocopies of our AOS applications and found a few omissions e.g. not including
    1. EVL
    2. pending I-140 receipt notice
    3. Labor cert approval which would clearly show the priority date-- instead they put a wrong priority date in the covering letter.
    I decided it is a higher risk to rely on such a messed up application!

    Hence, I am working to re-submit our AOS. I asked that I review the entire application in advance this time around:) Thanks IV... I have come a long way because of YOU!

    BTW a small issue I found on my family's AOS applications:
    For my dependants... in Part (2) Application Type, I think we should check (b) my spouse or parent applied for....
    it is currently (a) an immigrant petition giving me....

    It was also (a) in their first set of AOS applications

    Am I right in saying the checkbox to be selected is (b) not (a)?

    Thanks!



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  • sugaur
    04-23 06:41 PM
    It is easy to visualize a scenario where an activist Latino american citizen, probably acting under guidance by La Raza, purposefully fails to establish his identity and gets arrested. Imagine the media circus once the news outlets find out that an American citizen was detained due to this law.
    I think it wont stand for long.





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  • qplearn
    12-20 05:23 PM
    nice post, and I have been thinking of the same; in fact, I have expressed this thought before. Only the very naive will not understand this or think that USCIS is using the numbers in the right way.



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  • akgind
    07-13 11:09 PM
    Good point. You are absolutely right, help_please. S.774 is the original DREAM Act which did not distinguish between legals and illegals. But it never went anywhere. The DREAM Act that was part of CIR specifically made it applicable to only holders of Z visa. Please refer to S.1639 on the same site and look at Sec 612-620.

    We do not know which version is being introduced now. The way things are going in Congress, I would not be very surprised if they make it applicable to only undocumented.
    http://thomas.loc.gov/
    Please visit this site and search for bill # s. 774. This bill does not specify that you must be illegal to qualify.





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  • satish_hello
    08-23 10:28 PM
    Ok..., but can you tell me how they are approving cses for PD EB3'2003 or Any EB3 cases daily, when EB3 is 'U', do you have answer for this.

    Since ther is plenty of approval going on everyday.

    They are not following any PD for the last 3-months approval, I don't believe any rule they have.Now they are already under pressure , and the pressure started already.They have to clean up.I don't think they will wait untill next year June, since Election is on Sept'2008.

    -satish
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    EB2/PD-Sept'2004/I-140 Approved.
    I-485 - Sent July5th.
    RD - ?
    AD -?
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  • kumar1
    02-28 02:33 PM
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    I am not answerable to an anonymous "internet toughie" who picks up fights on forums. it's evident that your understanding of the tonality in a professional response vis a vis a personal one is impaired albeit imponderable.

    I shall not waste my time "coaching" the same.

    [B]"then we all know who the real immature person is"

    After your fiasco with Kumar, doesn't this whole forum apart from a few thousand scandalized visitors know who really enthrones "immaturity" here?

    With this i end my diatribe with you mr internet toughie aka sledgehammer. lol





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  • sandy_77
    04-25 09:31 AM
    Dear Administrator (Pappu)...How should I contact you. I had previously emailed at info@immigrationvoice.org (on 4/20/2008) but did not get a reply.

    Thanks for all the replies guys. Believe me I have tried everything possible to try and expedite this security check process. I contacted the news channels and news papers (ones you guys mentioned and more) but no one even dared to reply. I firmly believe that most of the media in India is extremely sympathetic to US and they do not want to disturb the status quo. Otherwise what can explain this complete lack of any news coverage given the number of people who are suffering. Please also read the security clearance tracker at http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=1024039761&f=4724019812&m=772108581
    Given the number of people who have read these forums and documented their situation, you would assume that there must be at least one news item covering this situation. There is none whatsoever. Everyone on H1B is now afraid to go out of US and most of those people who wanted to or needed to get their passports stamped are thinking again. This essentially means nobody on H1B visa should think of visiting their families and friends outside US if they already do not have a visa stamp with sufficient time. Initially I thought mostly guys with muslim names are getting stuck but now it is confirmed that if your name is Amit Kumar forget about stamping as you will have to wait for 3 to at least 8 months. I have a hindu name and so do lot of others who are stuck. The situation I think became worse since January 2008 when most visa officers were asked to apply not only PIMS checks but also TAL checks strictly. So if your are a chemical engineer, biotechnologist (unfortunately I am engineer working for a biotech company) and any other job that a Master's level student (mostly with none IT degrees, but not necessarily so) can take in US, you will have to go through TAL check since every type of advanced skills job is listed in this TAL list. How dumb can the US government departments be by issuing such a list without adequate training of the visa officers to understand what represents a threat versus what represents some advanced skills work being done in US which will allow such work to remain in US.
    I am extremely worried because I don't know what will happen to this backlog when newly issued 85000 H1b professionals will go for stamping.
    Guys this situation needs urgent attention since DOS has started seeing every body with an H1B as a threat to the nation and this notion has to be dispelled. I am not saying that they should not apply TAL checks, but these should be applied to only those who are working on some really sensitive technology and to determine this DOS should have a technologist to review the resume of such a person rather than an Visa Officer. DOS doesn't even respond to my emails. My last hope is the US senator from my area that my company has contacted to help. But given the experience of others at the murthy forum, even this does not shake the mighty all knowing DOS.



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  • lost_in_migration
    05-29 04:31 PM
    And I thought it could not be worse than what we already got :(
    What are they going to do next... Put us in Guantanamo Bay detention camp.... for being immigrants ...and that too legal...and that too high skilled.:mad:

    Posting this since almost every thread has the question about the cut-off date after which all LCs or I-140s will be invalidated.

    Excerpt from "http://www.ilw.com/articles/2007,0530-endelman.shtm" posted earlier, the cutoff date is May 15, 2007; NOT May 21 2007. (Thanks to "cnag" for finding this link).

    Now, the points system waits until October 1, 2008, the first day of the second fiscal year following enactment. From September 10, 2007 until October 1, 2008, over one year, we will have no employment-based green cards! You heard me right friend, no employer sponsorship based on anything after May 15th 2007 and no points system. This is Pat Buchanan's dream come true- an entire fiscal year without any green cards being issued on the basis of employment!
    ... ...

    Thanks,
    Jayant





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  • saggi13
    02-17 10:17 PM
    to be honest with you, i dont know what USCIS is doing...

    i am hoping that they are processing the case, but i am in the same boat as any one else on this thread.



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  • meridiani.planum
    01-05 03:42 PM
    I am curious to know with whom he spends the night with...only that one is eligible to come on H4.

    Damm...my imagination is running wild.

    this confirms that you are not married.
    I am, and as every married male knows, you sleep alone. Does not matter how many wives you have. Its something to do with the transformation that occurs in them as they go from girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0.





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  • GCaspirations
    10-01 09:18 PM
    NSC probably sent applications to CSC for data entry, I am a july 2 filer, my EAD(I131)/AP(I765) and all receipt notices were sent to me by CSC all are WAC### numbers which means its from CSC, then they sent just the AOS (I485) back to NSC saying they do not have Jurisdiction on the AOS application (Logic behind this is - because my I140 was approved by NSC, I have a LIN### on I140 application).

    This transfers happens in the 4 centers all the time no need to worry, there is delay associated though... :(

    Anywayz all said and done... I have not received my FP notice as yet...My Receipt Notice date : Aug23

    I filed at Nebraska for 485, my 140 is approved by --I donot know but the receipt notice number starts with SRC, i think texas.
    My application transferred from NSC to CSC and back to NSC.
    Should I expect my application be transferred now to TSC as my I140 was approved there?
    The delay is the pain..... and it continues... NO FP yet.



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  • AUG2005GC
    08-22 09:41 PM
    I am already using my EB3 EAD to work (I invoked AC21 last year to change job) Can I know how much it costs to file EB2 labor+I-140+interfile process , if my current employer says that I have to pay for it myself (I was given this offer because I told them I did not need sponsorship and I had EAD).

    By law Employer is required to pay for your labor. You cannot pay for your labor application. Employer can ask you to pay for your I140 which cost around 400 but if you go for premium processing you can pay 1000 extra. There is no other cost involved. To port your date your lawyer sends a letter to USCIS requesting them to consider your EB2 I140 instead of your Eb3 140 which results in your successfuly porting with your priority date still being maintained from old labor





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  • milind70
    06-19 02:38 PM
    Were u in EB2 or EB3 catergory???





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  • ajm
    01-28 03:55 PM
    letter sent to WH and IV.





    dingudi
    11-09 02:00 PM
    It would be nice if we can merge the two threads ; July Filers no FP, No SR + July Filers no FP, Opened SR. This way we can get a total count of number of people waiting for FP who are early July/June filers.


    This is just a suggestion.





    Macaca
    09-01 10:56 AM
    Macaca, what a great idea! Can you or someone approximate the figure f how much we have cntributed to SS (and better yet, how much would stop going into SS if we all left in a reverse brain drain)


    H1B + GC holders pay SS + Medicare (??) for which they are entitled only after 10 years.

    Look in your pay check and compare this amount with the amount you contribute to IV and the benefits from IV.

    SS is a mess and so everyone loves the donations (not contributions).
    Congress knows about it and may have a better # for it.
    Wall Street talks about it but I started following them recently where they are talk about undocumented workers.
    In order to approximate it we need the the number of H1B's and their average salary

    Recently there was an article (that I posted but can not find in News Article Thread) that said the amount is ?? billion for undocumented

    There may be articles that mention these #s for legals but it will include GC holders + others also. We need #s only for H1B's
    If we can not find articles with #s for H1B's we should contact authors of articles (that cover legals or undocumented) to write about contribution by H1B's
    You can search the wall street on line but their search engine does seem very smart and requires subscription for article access.